February 2012
157 posts
oh o...
Didn't know bitches took enrolling so hard. I was...
i wanna watch the harry potter series again.
but fuck i can cook the shit out of a toasted sammy. haven’t had a toastie on so long. and of course, on the side, a big piece of cow.
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
sinnersandwinners asked: You must be a million times more excited than I am because it's your first year! I hope you have a good first day on Monday :)
UNI STARTS NEXT WEEK.
“I’m not a racist but…”
– Racists (via cutecoconuts)
